December 2009
25 posts
Dec 31st
Edyn's Musical Interest
John: I can't believe you listen to Jonas Brothers.
Edyn: You know you love them, John
John: No. Do you like Miley Cyrus too, Edyn?
Edyn: FUCKING HELL NO OMFG SLIT MY THROAT AND DRAIN MY BLOOD OMFG YUCK
Dec 31st
1 tag
formspring.me
Which are your most favourite and least favourite things to do? I love talking, tweeting and doing most anything music related. I hate peeling potatoes..which is Ironic because I do love Ireland so very much and that is the land of the potato. :L Ask me anything
Dec 29th
Seriously?
So Saturday Night Live does this skit involving a dummed-down version of jeopardy for celebrities. They make the questions and categories easy for humor’s sake; usually they get them wrong anyway. It amounts to a humerous skit somtimes. My cousin was imitating it tonight for a few people. One of the categories was “Black Commedians named Whoppi”. Naturally, there’s only...
Dec 27th
8% of Christmas
Everyone’s saying Christmas is over? The first day is over, true. Except..there’s 12 days of Christmas, remember? So it’s your choice, then, not to observe the other 11.
Dec 26th
“the world has teeth, and it can bite you with them whenever it wants to.”
– Charlie Skies (@charliesuxblood)
Dec 26th
8 tags
Right Now
So I fould hidden Christmas presants. I have a need to peek inside - beneath the wrapping paper. Instead of doing what I’ve done previously - opening them, looking and then rewrapping them - I am currently measuring the dimentions and taking the weights of the boxes and searching the internet for plausable items that they could be. You’d be surprised how easy, fast and accurate this...
Dec 24th
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formspring.me
How old are you? 15 years, 7 months and 12 days old. (which is approximately 492873072 seconds old.) Ask me anything
Dec 22nd
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formspring.me
There is everything wrong with being gay. You guys take it up the same hole that you shit out of. That puts you on a new level; one lower than animals, niggers, and crippled people. Why does one’s sexual preference make them wrong? No one is asking you to adopt homosexual tendencies but you need to learn to tolerate the fact that someone else may. You have further...
Dec 22nd
1 tag
Emily (@emboosh): Edward scissorhands is hot!
Albert (@chasethestars_): It must be hard for him to wank.
Dec 21st
11 tags
My letter to Santa
How does Santa do it? It’s absolutely impossible for Santa to deliver all those things to all those people in just one night, right? This year, in my letter to Santa, I have replaced my usual list greedy material desires with a host of questions. Do you have to go through customs? How early do you apply for a passport? Have you ever been searched at the border? Don’t you have to...
Dec 20th
6 tags
Dec 18th
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/johnkennick
Dec 18th
“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.”
– Stephen King
Dec 15th
End Ahead
Some things are infinate and continue forever - in multiple dimentions, in many cases. Everything found on Earth, however, is finite - it has an end. (Everything TANGIBLE of course, not including numbers or other any abstract mathamatical idea). People, so many times, either overlook, forget or ignore this small tidbit of fact…or so it seems. Whether they’re writing a paper,...
Dec 15th
auto-specific lyrics.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need And I don’t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree … I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you … Cause I just want you here tonight Holding onto me so tight What more can I do Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is...
Dec 13th
“As you know, Santa Claus is working very hard with his elves to make sure every...”
– Jay Leno
Dec 13th
“I mean, honestly, you can’t blame the Salahis for going [to the White...”
– David Letterman (on the couple who crashed the White House State Dinner)
Dec 13th
“That’s exactly the point..pointless”
– Bryan Schatmeyer
Dec 11th
Miss Korfant: Andrew, what are you doing?
Ghetto kid (Andrew): I just be showin her mah ass real quick..
Dec 8th
I hate MLIA but..
I saw this on facebook and I snickered so I had to repost it myself. Today in my U.S. government class, we had to write bills that our class will discuss and vote on, acting like our state legislature. My bill? “The only form of death penalty used in Nebraska should be ‘avada kedavra.’” I am SO excited to go to class tomorrow. MLIA
Dec 4th
“They were all melancholy old creatures, who had been unfortunate in life, and...”
– from “Dr. Heidegger’s Experiment” by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Dec 3rd
omg
Omg omg omg. I was just on omegle. And some person asked me “are you john kennick” and I was like “omg yes!” They were like “omg” and I was like “omg”. Im becoming like..known. omg.
Dec 2nd
Questions?
Why are humans afraid to die? Actually, why are any creatures afraid of death? Once you die, your life is over. There is nothing more - nothing left, strictly from a scientific standpoint. Even religious people who believe that there is an afterworld, a life after death, some kingdom beyond earthly life, or reincarnation should have nothing to fear, right? You would have lived an honest,...
Dec 2nd
“Love is not necessarily at all about a boy and a girl, it’s about humanity...”
– I stole it from the twitter of Sean Szymkowski
Dec 2nd